Current Events: A Jump Rope Rhyme

Little Orange President sitting on a fence
Tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.
He missed! He missed! But he banked with Deutsche!

Deutsche and the Russian Mob counting all their cents
Laundering their money through Trump's apartments.
They bought! They bought! But then they got caught!

Greedy Stevie Bannon jonsing for a wall
Set up a Go Fund Me Page to pay for it all.
He steals! He Steals! Indicted he falls!

The President's Foundation
is stealing from our nation.
How many people did he pay off?
One for Stormy Daniels,
Two is for Macdougal,
Three is for the veterans
who loaned the Trump's moolah.
The Foundation's closed.
Cohen's exposed.
We've got only two months to get rid of this clod!